Tokay

When someone looks or acts like a reptile in any form of body language. This can only be used as an expression and not meaning someone is by definition an actual reptile (unless they are). Most likely, tokay will be used as an "offense" towards another person to show sly disrespect and/or to "expose" or just to be funny to a friend or homie just because.

Person 1: "That douche over there is so tokay"
Person 2: "I know right"
Douche walks over to them
Douche: *hisss*
Walks away
Person 2: "Why the hell did he just hiss?"
Person 1: "Tokay"

by C0NC3PTUALIZ3R November 28, 2018

Tora the incestive explorer

That tori is having sexual intercourse with her cousin Jeremiah Beasley

Tora the incestive explorer Is in love with her cousin

by Sallybobjoe February 22, 2019

today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

today

broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020