Chipotle Fingers

The clingy smell of the food from Chipotle that clings to your fingers after eating a delicious entree from the Chipotle menu.

Wow, I can't believe I just ate the WHOLE burrito. Now I've got a bad case of Chipotle Fingers.

by A. Hall January 29, 2010

Scotch Fingers

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.

I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!

by markekraus October 28, 2019

Grudge Finger

The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.

Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?

Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.

by HoneyLamb May 20, 2013

finger-bob

The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.

Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.

by Raymond Beefchrist April 20, 2007

Lunch Finger

When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.

Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant

Or Dinner Finger

Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.

Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....

by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

cold finger

Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here

by JDrummer86 April 26, 2011