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Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.
"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."
by Keynon June 6, 2005
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time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.
Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!
by the storm drains April 5, 2009
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What time is it

The Question to the Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything, which is 42.

It was calculated by the super-computer known as Earth, after millions of years of evolution.

Quick discovery after the calculation was the Almighty Outcome. It happens when the Almighty Question is posed and the Almighty Answer is answered, and consists in smoking weed.
the Almighty Question: “What time is it”
the Almighty Answer: “4:20”
the Almighty Outcome: “Let’s smoke some weed then”
(In the following example, “42” was translated to Earth language, which is “4:20”)
by Not Makar at all March 6, 2022
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wendy's time

4:20 to 6:20. when it's time for wendy's. mmmm
rob: hm... it is 5:00... i wonder to what restaurant we should visit.
carl: dude it's wendy's time... don't you know. 4:20 to 6:20 is wendy's time you uncultured rapscallion.
rob: ok.. yes. let's go to wendy's
by wendy's time November 7, 2017
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It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.
mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"
by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012
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time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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Apex Time

It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!
Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 1, 2019
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