sinks my titanic

End my erection

"Hey man guy what."
"What?"
"I just found out that that girl I was crushing on was a guy."
"Oh man that sucks!"
"Yeah, it really sinks my titanic."

by Stonedragons May 8, 2018

Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.

*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019

Sank the titanic

When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic

I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic

by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Early bird titanic

When your in jail and you wait till the first person falls asleep in a boat bed and everyone grabs that person’s boat with them in it and slides them into the wall while their asleep

Dude he fell asleep first should we we give him a early bird titanic

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

A.S.S. Titanic

When a *male* ejaculates their semen into the anus of an individual, who then squirts that semen into a bucket of water filled with ice. So the "sea men" drown in icey water.

You heard of the ice bucket challenge, but have you tried the A.S.S. Titanic?

by Timma366 December 28, 2024