Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.

Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....

by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012

Thunder Thrust

Using exquisite force to thrust a bitch -donovan from discord

"I hit yo bitch with that thunder thrust"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

mexican thunder

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Appalachian Thunder

When a peg-legged hillbilly chases a girl around the house, pins her in a corner, and proceeds to have anal sex. The "thunder" reference comes from the sound of thunder as his peg leg bounces on the floor during the chase. Appalachian Thunder is often finished off by a solid donkey punch.

"Hell fire, did you hear about Billy Bob running an Appalachian Thunder on his cousin? Sure did, but the jokes on him cause she has AIDS"

by T--Rex April 8, 2009

Thunder Powell

The epitome of awesomeness. a Celebrity at Cornell University who is famous for his charisma, social skills, hotness, intellectualism, uniqueness, stripping, dorm hopping, character, and the fact that he's Thunder Powell. He's just freaking amazing.

"That dude is such a Thunder Powell."
"Thunder Powell needs to put his pants on."
"Thunder Powell doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down."
"Thunder Powell as struck."

by thatguy121 September 25, 2011

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

Thunder Chunkies

The leg/ thigh region which also includes the buttocks of a female. Usually large with dimplings of cellulite that can be seen from afar. Often it wiggles on its own free will, and has a tendancy to get hot from friction burns.

Damn that chick has got her Thunder Chunkies on...

Bitch...if you keep eating you will be Thunder Chunkies!

Those spandex really show off your Thunder Chunkies...

by Druid3-17-74 July 9, 2010