Treadwell

(n.) An effeminate gay man, generally without protrusive body hair, who enjoys the company of a bear. More commonly known as a chaser. This usage is more common in the Pacific Northwest and the Great Lakes regions of the United States. Derived from the name of late American video-journalist and environmental activist Timothy Treadwell (1957-2003), who enjoyed living among bears.

I caught Josh hanging around the bar on Bear's Night. He's such a Treadwell.

by Dylan ###DaShizz### September 23, 2009

Threadjacks

Third person singular of threadjack

No one threadjacks our forum on the possibilities of inter-galactic peace through (extremely impressive) multi-part harmony singing!

by lcdn July 13, 2006

treadmill desk

A workstation added to a treadmill so that the worker can exercise while on the job. Designed to encourage fitness and good health while reducing sedentary time.

"The company purchased a few treadmill desks to see how the employees would respond to them. Basically you can stay active burning calories, and workout while at work."

by yes juanito yes September 29, 2014

Jack Threads

An advertiser on Urban Dictionary that promotes ridiculous Nigger costumes as "mens wear". Also any clothing worn while jacking off.

I wouldn't even wear Jack Threads to masturbate. I prefer a wife beater and boxer shorts.

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

treadmill vag

(1) referring to a woman's vagina after she has been working out or engaging in any kind of activity that may cause perspiration

(2) a sweaty vagina

example (1)

girlfriend: i just ran 5 miles and i still have so much energy. what do you say we burn some more calories in the bedroom? wink, wink.

boyfriend: how bout you clean up that treadmill vag and maybe i'll consider it.

example (2)

guy 1: dude, i tried to go down on my girl last night after the club and her pussy smelled like week old sushi.

guy 2: haha. you were experiencing treadmill vag bro.

by CrookedSamaritan March 20, 2008

Threading the Needle

When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.

Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.

by JaySteeze January 2, 2015

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014