walrus

To grind on, or dry hump someone as if you were a walrus rolling down onto a mate.

Walrus me baby
Ben walrused me in bed yesterday
I love walrusing other people

by kenna_christie June 26, 2016

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

good walrus

A sex toy

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.

by Poo hesda January 30, 2017

Selfish Walrus

The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.

Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.

by Coolstorybro6969699696 November 4, 2011

The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.

“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”

by Technobri December 3, 2020

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

walrus

walruses are also one of the best anti-doggith animals. they were the tanksinsteins and also were very good at attacking the doggiths with there tusks. they were the best counter to the wilderbeest because of there size. Walruses are definitely top 3 best anti-doggith animals.

pigeon - yo walrus i scouted them wilderbeest go fuck there dads up.

walrus - sure cah, ill fuck there dads up

walrus are the best

by DWN November 16, 2021