pillow balls

Male testicles that are so soft women want to sick them all night long

gabby did you hear about matts balls
lauren yes, I heard they are pillow balls, I just wanna suck them right now

by The gorrillaazz September 20, 2013

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else

-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.

by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

cock pillow

Those little cylindrical shaped pillows that are in hotel rooms.

Stephen: "Hey! Stop hitting me with your cock pillow."
Adam: "You threw your cock pillow at me first!"

by Jay007 March 21, 2008

Pillow Tits

Breasts that cannot hold their own shape, and offer no resistance to inquisitive fingers.

Man, popped those suckers out of the bra. They just flopped right the fuck down, pillow tits, big time.

by Down_to_pound March 12, 2009

dick pillow

Bulging fleshy area on a males inner thighs, near the genitals. They give the apperance of large, tumorus, testicles.

Dude, put on your pants, we can see your dick pillows.

by B-Town FFL November 15, 2007