Skol log

Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody

That Josh is real skol log.

by Pliznay February 11, 2020

Log thief

Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.

Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.

by Shinnyk September 3, 2016

Log tm

The randomest Cards Against Humanity card

Why am I broke?

Log tm

Critical Thinking

Mommy and Daddy fighting

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020

limo log

A turd that is extremely long as in a limousine; usually cresting the water in the toilet bowl.

I just dropped a limo log.

by TheSchnitz! December 2, 2010

Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus March 12, 2011

log

A turd that block the bog

jeez you logged the bog!

by filth April 23, 2003

Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB June 4, 2007