Flu-ey

Having or exhibiting signs or symptoms of influenza.

Ed was feeling quite flu-ey and had to cancel his March Madness plans.

by Sbobodc March 17, 2018

Emo Flu

An illness suffered the day after going to a concert or music festival, especially Warped Tour, in the summer. Contracted by drinking from community water cups and being in close proximity to large groups of sweaty people.

I think I got the Emo Flu from the community water cup being passed down from the front row yesterday. It was just so hot and I didn't want to lose my place to see the All American Rejects.

by Poppunk12 June 11, 2021

Pennsylvania Flu

Before sex put pepper on the pillow so when you’re hitting it doggy and put her head in the pillow she sneezes and her pussy tightens around your dick

I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her the Pennsylvania flu.

by Farva4489 June 3, 2018

Saginaw Flu

Famously discovered at Saginaw Valley State University, it's a non-degenerative illness caused by eating out girls that don't deserve it.

"Shump, you gotta relax the munching; Saginaw Flu is in Season"

by Booty Flake December 12, 2022

Rakia Flu

The AIDS like illness following 2 or more nights drinking more than the recommended 1 Rakia a night. Associated sweats, shakes, anxiety, facial peeling, acidic watery shits and impetigo. Can’t be cured, only delayed...by drinking more Rakia.

“Is it Ebola Doc?”

“No sir, I’m afraid it’s much worse - you have Rakia flu.”

by Kenmalone March 3, 2019

vacation flu

The fake illness one contrives when they get back from vacation but do not want to go back to work.

Francine's week-long vacation got extended by a few days as a result of the vacation flu she contrived when the alarm clock went off.

by Bossy Larry December 2, 2013

Ship-flu

A disease that hinders your ability to watch a show except episodes that have heavy shipping

Peter: "hey Chad want to binge She-ra with me"

Chad: "I can only watch the ending because I have Ship-flu"

by W. Butterfly September 19, 2020