to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Starfish

The sexual behavior, prowess, and description of a woman that just lays there. Lazy lay. Real life sex doll.

We went home, she gave me head and then went starfish on me.

by Mangus83 June 16, 2018

Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.

OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.

by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015

Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.

The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear

by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021

Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

Khaki Starfish

A gentleman’s bum hole.

Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish

by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018

Starfishing

When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.

Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.

by Aqudafina May 6, 2023