Blue Gloved Santa

A Santa that forgets his gloves at the strip club, so he has to borrow an elf’s blue gloves.

We heard Santa exclaim as he flew out sight, “I left my gloves at the damn strip club last Friday night,” but Daniel the elf came tip toeing by and brought Santa a pair of his blue ones to try (blue gloved santa).

by DJTruth December 10, 2022

scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands

Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021

Went for the glove

To have done the famed "glove" handshake, a sign of compassion and warmth, often known as the "politician's handshake".

We had to shake hands with each of the teachers during graduation. You could feel the love when they went for the glove.

by Anonymous Kavignar February 5, 2018

Black Glove

A go-to man contracted to run errands or complete a task. A contracted personal assistant.

I hired a Black Glove to file those petitions with the court clerk.

by Tony Selmo November 6, 2023

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016