Quacking farts

Quacking farts are flatulence which sounds like a duck.

Dr. F. wondered if the student had a duck up his ass due to the quacking farts he heard.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Smart Fart

An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.

Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Aids Fart

The especially rank, rancid gas that emits from one's bottom following a night of heavy drinking. Unbearable to even the person who "dealt" the fart.

"I'm so hungover...this is awful. And I have Aids farts!"

"Oh god it smells terrible. Do you have aids farts?"

by Sir Pippin of Dubs January 28, 2012

Dressed Fart

When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to

"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"

by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014

Motorboat farts

Motorboat farts are long lasting, drawn-out flatulence sounding like a distant boat engine.

Speaking of motorboat farts, Juan sounded like he had an outboard up his ass after the burrito.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

fart nigga

Nigga whomst smells of fart.

"Damn Jeremy. You smell like a fart nigga!"

by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017

Auditorium fart

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium

Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019