A Royale with Cheese

What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.

John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese

by ThyLocalCrackDealer January 21, 2019

royal blizzard

A crown of cum and knighting ceremony with erect dick

We went for for ice cream and I gave her a royal blizzard.

by Nindmcnin September 28, 2017

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 12, 2021

A Royal Dipshit

A person who follows the code of Dipshitery} (a set of rule defining what a royal dipshit is and how to be one) and is a complete dipshit in every way having completed the necessary training and have been inducted in the The Royal Dipshits

"you my friend have now been inducted into The Royal Dipshits and are now A Royal Dipshit"

by Dipshit #2 August 18, 2018

Royal Entry

When a man’s foreskin is cut in the shape of a crown, and swiftly inserts his penis into another man’s anal sphincter.

“Bro my ass hurts so much!”
“Wait, why?”

“My boyfriend did the Royal Entry on me last night.”

by BiggyZ December 21, 2021

ann royal

A sweet brown haired girl who's hilarious and everybody loves

Hey who's that girl?
It's ann royal!

I wish I was friends with her!

by Candy land yay! November 2, 2013

Royal Undead

A notorious “club” that consists of mostly male minors based out of Oakhurst California.

“Those Royal Undead guys are not to be fucked with”
“I know they’re fucking savages”
“They must be the hardest group of people in Oakhurst California”

by R.U.C.A._$inister April 21, 2019