AIDS ribboned

Refers to the 90s sitcom "Seinfeld" when Kramer refused to wear a ribbon for an AIDS Walk event and got harassed and assaulted for it. While being confronted about it by a mob of AIDS Walk participants in an alleyway, he yelled out "This is America!!! I dont have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!!!!!" and then they proceeded to assault him as he was trying to get away from them by climbing up a ladder that was attached to the side of a building.

Basically, the term "AIDS ribboned" is warranted in any situation where a group of people try to compell you to do something for no valid reason other than "everyone else is doing it"

Dude, I got AIDS ribboned at work for not wanting to wear one of those stupid tee shirts for the big company meeting/presentation/luncheon event.

by Turfjones904 September 2, 2020

c aids

Something that every conner has, it's a mutated version of aids but it has the symptoms of swelling, skin turning red, holes forming in the chest that leak pus and mucus, hump forming in the back your face gets massive pimples that leak carbon monoxide and if you don't wash within 3 days of a conner touching you then you'll slowly gain all of these also back pain and poor posture.

Dude did you hear Joshua got c aids

No bro I didn't know that we should avoid him

by Yeah let's go with that April 27, 2022

Insta-Aids

Aids that surpasses the need for the victim to contract HIV first

Do not pass go, do not collect HIV, GO STRAIGHT TO AIDS!!! You are now in Insta-Aids

by D-Schwank January 26, 2011

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011

AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014

hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.

The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.

by coolio16 November 5, 2018