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cam tapper

when you try to make it look like you've been crying to get
some sweat drenching rough sex which usually goes unsuccessfully so you end up tapping yourself.
masturbation is an alternative word for cam tapper.

"stop it nasty cam tapper" said LaLa
"I'll buy you a vibrator for Christmas this year you disgusting slut""Just please STFU and live happily ever after with it""Capiche?"
by accidental creation March 8, 2008
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fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.
He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!
by No Standards July 24, 2009
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Chiefing Tapper

n.) A villain who chiefs the blunt over and over again, until the point of tapping out because they got too high.
AH! Matt kept hogging all the weed in rotation, but stopped smoking because he got to high, hes a chiefing tapper!
by Smoker129 July 24, 2009
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fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009
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carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
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ass-tappery

Simply a word used both as an adverb or adjective describing one's engagement in the sexual arts.
"He is the master of ass-tappery, he banged that whole group of freshman before the end of fall quarter."

"His sexing is ass-tappery at its finest"
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011
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felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013
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