by Happy in Denver January 27, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
by Downtown Frown November 10, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. A dog poop left behind by someone who should have picked it up. It is objectively disgusting, in a place it doesn't belong, represents selfish irresponsibility, is dangerous to public health, and someone got away with something by leaving it there.
"Dammit, Sally, we've got to put up a sign. That's the fourth trump I've had to clean up this week."
by Pissflaps McNulty2 November 8, 2020
Get the trumpmug. "Stop at the next gas station, I gotta take a wicked trump."
"That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."
"That trump was a record breaker, big league! I almost had to call a plumber."
by Bob Feathertoe January 18, 2021
Get the trumpmug. 