moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 9, 2017

boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017

Crispy Tots

A term used to describe something that is euphorically amazing, like a crispy tater tot. The opposite of a soggy tot, which is the worst possible scenario.

Man that guy is such a crispy tot.

Winning the lottery is so crispy tots.

I passed my physics test, it was major soggy tots, but I pulled through and got one crispy tot of a grade

by Tate-Tot May 28, 2018

Totsies

Itty Bitty Little Stubby Toes

"Wanna lick my Totsies?"

by Tiffany Dizzle~ March 10, 2008

Tots

Commonly used as a nickname for one named Daniel Timothy Allen. He used to be extremely overweight, some may have called him obese. We like to make fun of him by calling him Tater tots, tater tits, tater nuts, or just plain ol' tots. If you ever encounter such a man, you now have the authority and pleasure of calling him TOTS!

"TOTS, stop eating!"

-tots are usually tall, ginger/ very blonde, blue-ish/green eyes, pigeoned toed and tends to waddle, like a duck.

by maggie, teri, michelle March 24, 2009

tootsie pop

Fucking a bitches asshole in the ass while having anal sex prior to her licking your schlong clean.

I made that ho bitch toostie pop my black ass after i tore her rectum and split her ain'tcha.

by likity splitz March 9, 2003

toftt

To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.

It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.

by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011