Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019

Frog-toad loophole

When you’re not on the same page with someone

That’s not right, I think this is a frog-toad loophole

by Frog-toad August 29, 2022

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

toad lord

a rude man who will try to kill your mans but say your mans is his

1: Axel tried to kill my mans and said he is his only
2: he must be the toad lord

by X_x-JJ-x_X December 7, 2021

toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.

have you heard about the toad that killed Jerry?

by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021

Toad

Person who maintains poor effort at doing things, person that gets a lot of food or some other thing. Often used to describe person who does a lot of drugs.

“See that Jacob guy? What a massive toad!”
“I just smoked dmt on acid. I’m such a toad!”
“That burger was so toady”

by RayyyyyL December 24, 2021