Thomas

Very kinky. Loves to moan. Loves to rub his nipples. His fat is one of his attractive factors. His small penis sometimes is a disturbing factor during sex but it is very thick. That allows amazing penetration. His fat-ass brother might join in for a threesome but spank him and he will leave. He is very rich but he is good at spotting gold diggers. Sri Lanka's treasure, Thomas Roshan. You will be 100% satisfied in bed with him. He isn't active outisde of his bedroom though. His lack of exercise results to his belly size doubling everyday. Overall, a very kinky and adorable rapist.
Thomas raped me last night. His kinkyness penetrated my anus.
by Dougie Bougie December 11, 2018
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Thomas

A very smart and attractive boy. Never has to study, yet somehow still gets A's on everything. Usually thinks he'll be a bachelor forever, then sees a girl that he falls in love with.

Also, likes Titanfall 2.
Friend - "Dang, Thomas, I thought you said you'd never fall in love."
Thomas - "I know, but I was wrong." (says "wrong" too loudly)
Everyone in room: "WHAT? Thomas was wrong?"

Thomas didn't study, but he got ANOTHER A!
by Ninja_Emboar May 25, 2017
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Thomas

An extremely (like very) large man. If he was a fast food meal he would be supersized.
Dae’quavien: Ayo homie how did Tyrone die.

La’davien: Yuh homie Thomas sat on that nigga.
by Coolrobloxplayer69 January 03, 2019
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Thomas Hawk

Brother of Tony, he can be found when out skiing or snowboarding usually in the trees but not confined to them. He can also be found when attempting to jump off a cliff. He's pesky and you'll know when you run into him. But Great guy

He also responds to his alter ego Tomahawk
I sent a cliff went nose heavy and then all of a sudden our buddy Thomas Hawk came out of nowhere
by Interrupting will February 18, 2017
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Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.
A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.
by Jordan higgins December 11, 2008
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thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.
"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"
by YaBoiHacker February 02, 2023
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thomas the train

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thomas the train
by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
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