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net-stumble

To unexpectedly encounter something surprising/disturbing/intriguing while surfing the Internet. The key is the unexpected - if you were actively searching for "puppies on bicycles", finding "puppiesonbikes.com" does not count as a net-stumble.
Check this site out - it's like IMDB for adult film stars. I net-stumbled on it after mistyping the address of IMDB.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
mugGet the net-stumblemug.

Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12
by hacked1000 December 12, 2008
mugGet the Net Floormug.

Solid Cast Net

The act of showing your dic pick to friends in hopes of one wanting to "check it out further."
I threw a Solid Cast Net out to Natalie and Steph but both giggled and joked about it for a week.
by TinyDefs February 26, 2025
mugGet the Solid Cast Netmug.

Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.
Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."
by zismahname May 12, 2018
mugGet the Fish Nettingmug.

spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.
Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.
by cuckfart October 13, 2020
mugGet the spiked through the netmug.

NET-FIX

When you’ve been binging on a TV series/ season, and on reaching its end you desperately need to quell the craving and find something else to fill your sad empty void.
I’ve just finished binging on Breaking Bad... i need another Net-Fix !!!
by Little moose August 16, 2020
mugGet the NET-FIXmug.

polish hair net

A pasta fork; apoon-shaped instrument with prongs for lifting long-stranded cooked pastas, such as spaghetti.
"I can't find my fucking racist thing!"
"Your what?"
"My Polish hair net! This thing!"
"You mean a pasta fork?"
"Yeah my grandmother calls it a Polish hair net, I think it's a Dutch thing, they're really racist."
by Not So Super Mario September 20, 2013
mugGet the polish hair netmug.

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