Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

walrus cock

a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant

-My boss is great businessman but he is walrus cock.

by Kosorur June 25, 2024

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

Walrus

A glorious creature blessed by god herself

Usually named Larry

Larry: Phish Walrus

Everyone: Let's get married

Larry: Ima marry ur mom

by n_u_m_l_o_k April 26, 2022

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022

Walrus

When you smoke 2 joints simultaneously on both sides of your mouth because you were passed 2 js at once during a cyph

Damn he got 2 joints in his mouth he is straight walrusing

by Puppyangel July 12, 2022

Blue Walrus

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.

by Bubbles69! August 20, 2020