comedy of the commons

because the irony of the "Tragedy of the commons" is that humans (and our mental economics) are HUGELY stupid. sobig stupid.

by jek September 9, 2003

Common Clues

Having common sense while using context clues

Kareem: Are you tired?
Me: What does it look like use your common clues dumbass

by TheRealNigga_ March 24, 2021

Common loot

In video games, people you kill drop what they are carrying when you kill them, that stuff is called loot. If you are a regular minion, you drop common loot, if you are high level, you drop rare loot. If you are a boss you drop legendary loot

You look like you do common loot.

by Grams June 1, 2023

Common Delosinator

Somebody who sucks and makes everybody else suck too

Person 1: Man we just lost a game of Fortnite
Person 2: Were you playing with that one guy? I always lose when I play with him
Person 1: Actually yes I was. He must be the common delosinator

by FlyMayberry December 3, 2020

common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.

“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”

by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."

by Morty297 October 14, 2020