tessa

Is a fish who tastes like exspiered milk who targets people that have boyfriends/girlfrinds
End Of Story

Tessa lord is a fishy bitch who will steel any guy from u bc she is a skank

by thazaskank February 20, 2019

two-twat tessa

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

tesspanish

the language of spanish. misusing the verbs and other junk. like tessa.

me dos is correct in tesspanish!

by tessa~~ November 13, 2011

tessarra

Is a big mean dummy and loves twilight and is gay

Tessarra is a loser

by Big Elf April 20, 2016

tessimistic

adj. having unpleasant expectations for the future, often used in reference to a person with the name Tess, syn. pessimistic

Person 1 - *Groan* There's no crispitos today!
Everyone else - Stop being so tessimistic Tess!

by bennyandboo August 28, 2016

Tesseled

A way to trigger a person, that does not understand what the word Tesseled means.

Wow bro, you're so tesseled!

by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017

Tessa

She smells good.

Yeah, i smell good. Is that your boys collogne.
Smell good

Tessa is used if she smells good

by Yaas man September 4, 2017