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Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips
Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!
by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017
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Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you
Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night
by I.Daniels March 25, 2022
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Tedding

When two people are getting on really well. It can be a friendship, or a romance about to blossom.

Derived from the idea of two cute teddy bears getting on well with each other.
Hey look, Sarah and Tom are tedding!
by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 3, 2022
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Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍
Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...
by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021
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sho-ted it

here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it
by Cameater December 10, 2022
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Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the gameHorizon Zero Dawn”.
Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.
by chocolate_maned_wolf April 8, 2024
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Ted-Phobic

An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.
Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic
by TedHate43 September 3, 2025
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