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table nectar

When you touch an unknown substance under a table and assume it’s somthing gross but would rather believe it’s something not gross
Oh shit, I think I just touched some table nectar
by Originaldrizzle July 8, 2018
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after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
by greatmaster September 17, 2018
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Trophy Table

A table full of empty cans, bottles and glasses of alcohol that accumulate from a long night of drinking.
“We had such a great night of drinking. We have a trophy table of 30 beer cans and bottles to prove it!”
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018
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Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !
by Jibril Grimm June 7, 2018
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Table salt

Asda table salt. SOOOOO goood on fries.
Person1: yo pass me that table salt for my chippies!!

Person2: aight bro!
by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023
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Table tennis

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)
by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023
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Flip the table

It’s 6pm on a Saturday. Your mans is late to pick you up for the date that you are finally going on after a year and a half in the “talking” stage. You look out the window pondering life. You realize that he has arrived. As you are driving to the bar for your date Chad tells you that he thinks he may be interested in seeing Nicole after you two are done seeing one another. You’re mad…so mad. So you yell at the driver to pull it over. You get out of the car but you get back in. You and the driver get together then and there. You get married to the driver who is secretly Jeff Bezos.

Chad ends up in jail for laundering money. That is called flipping the table.
Trina totally is going to flip the table on Josh when she gets the promotion.
by reallyrealdefinitiongenerator November 27, 2021
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