Modern Slavery Rationalization

The use of legalistic loopholes, cultural relativism, or economic arguments to defend exploitative labor practices (prison labor, debt bondage, abusive migrant worker contracts). It claims these systems are "voluntary" contracts, "cultural norms," or necessary for competitiveness, sanitizing coercion with the language of choice and law.

Example: Defending a corporation's use of prison labor by saying, "It teaches skills and reduces recidivism," while ignoring the perverse incentive to incarcerate and the sub-poverty wages. The modern slavery rationalization rebrands forced, uncompensated labor as rehabilitation and a bargain for taxpayers.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Vibe Saver

Something that positively salvaged the ambience and general energy of a situation.

"Wow that pizza was genuinely a vibe saver."

by chipachops August 16, 2025

Flavor saver

The string on thong underwear that rides along your butt crack and across your anus. Usually is discolored due to poor wiping and smells of sweat mixed with ass juice and fecal matter. Unisex in nature. Also known as butt floss.

Gay Guy 1: When I went down to eat your ass, I pulled the flavor saver aside and got a wiff of extreme swamp ass. That got me bricked instantly.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.

by Assman1969 November 7, 2025

Day light saver

A woman who only likes white men

Don't bother with the day light savers over there they only luv them some white man

by xtreme81 March 6, 2010

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019