Sarcastext

Using sarcasm in a text message. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Don't get butt hurt. I was being sarcastext when I sent you that message.

by michlau October 30, 2008

Sarcastic Tilde

A deviant sexual act performed by copywriters. Usually involves insertion of one or more euphemisms into areas of language.

"Dude, she ask me to write a new headline for that Thanksgiving full-page.. So i pushed back my chair and totally gave her a sarcastic tilde"

by artdirectorjake March 11, 2009

sarcash awk sesh

when two or more people both over-use sarcasm in a situation that the situation becomes awkward and both parties are thoroughly confused.

Person 1: (sarcastically) hey whore you gonna give me a blow job later?
Person 2: (sarcastically) hell yeah let's go right now!
Person 1: (seriously) really?

Person 2: (seriously) no! ew, you creep!
Person 3: whoa. sarcash awk sesh!

by sarcasm is the language of wit May 31, 2009

Sarcasmity

The Amount of sarcasm radiating off from a sarcastic sentence.

Jill: Don't you love Square Dancing?
Will: Definitely*very much sarcasm*
Jill:That wasn't nice D:
Will:What?
Jill: There was so much sarcasmity It felt I got Sarcasm Cancer. D:

by Jrean September 1, 2009

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

sarcased

one who is listening to someone using sarcasm.

Joe was using so much sarcasm I was beginning to feel sarcased.

by thewordgirl January 4, 2010

Sarcamistic

to be sarcasically optimistic. not to be confused with sarcasistic.

*being held at gun point*

Guy 1: "well, it could always be worse. ."

Guy 2: "HOW could anything be possibly worse then this? you know, besides a Miley Cyrus concert. ."

Guy 1: "dude! i was being sarcamistic!"

by i forget. . . April 25, 2010