The head-cooling station is the frozen foods section in the grocery store; where you can open a cooler door and stick your head in if you start having hot flashes or are simply pouring sweat on account of all the umph! it takes to get from one end of the store to the other, and either no one will notice because it looks like you're grabbing a bag of veggies, OR they notice but don't pass judgement because they came there to do the exact same thing!!
"Mom, you're sweating profusely," I told her as we came around the aisle and she popped her head into the frozen goods cooler. "You'd better stay right here in the head-cooling station while I go grab a buggy to finish up our shopping!"
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An emo/screamo band consisting of 5 members out of California. Joe, the lead singer, screams out his heart with amazing lyrics and an amazing voice. Probably one of the more known emo bands. Also, one not in it for the money as Joe Brown, the lead singer, said: "We didn't do this to become fuckin' rockstars, we did it to hear you all (the fans) singing along with us"
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Restroom.
Bathroom.
Men's room.
Ladie's room.
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Station 5 is a polite code meaning: To use the toilet.
Restroom.
Bathroom.
Men's room.
Ladie's room.
Potty break.
The Jon.
Station 5 is a polite code meaning: To use the toilet.
by grace1129 June 23, 2006
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The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.
You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.
My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.
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