Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbuck and fuck

To take a girl out on a casual date at Starbucks and talk over coffee leading to taking her back to your pad and nailing her.

This method is used mostly on women who are more upper class.

"Woah! Look at that MILF over there. She'd probably be down for the ol' starbuck and fuck!"

A: "Yeah man. I took her out for coffee and next thing I know we're doing it doggy style on my kitchen table!"
B: "Starbucks!?"
A: "Yeah man."
B: "Ahhhhh. The ol' starbuck and fuck. Beauty."

Starbuck and fuck by Bake Hix September 20, 2009

Starbuck 

1. To fuck someone over, usually a person dear to you, in a seriously fucked up manner.

2. A crazy person, usually someone emotionally unstable and prone to bouts of rage and hitting and shooting things. They're particularly prone to hitting and shooting those they love.

1. We had this really romantic night, dancing, sex under the stars. She said she loved me and couldn't imagine a happier life without me. Then the next day the crazy bitch totally starbucks me by marrying my little brother! Totally didn't see that coming!

2. All was well when I left for work this morning, hearts and flowers. Then when I got home I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said "I love you baby. You make me so happy." Then she goes absolutely starbuck on me, kicks me in the harbles, and repeatedly hits me in the face. All the while telling me how much she loves me too!

Starbuck by billius75 July 24, 2009

Starfucks

A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!

Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!

Starfucks by Gunslinger0351 February 3, 2019

Starbucked 

The action when your Starbucks coffee spontaneously spurts out of the drinking hole onto your hand and down your clothing.

Bought an americano and as I walked along the street I was unexpectedly starbucked!

Starbucked by urban decorator October 29, 2009

Starghbucks 

Starbucks: from the original name of the coffee company and coffeehouse chain, Starbucks.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Starghbucks: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Starbucks.

"Starghbucks!" - says a pirate

Starghbucks by [e-mail] February 17, 2013

SwagBucks

The only kind of people you should be friends with are people with SwagBucks.

Jesus Christ, he has like a thousand SwagBucks!

SwagBucks by MaximumBorker October 1, 2018