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stanka

When a girl is sucking your dick and you grab your cock and dick slap her in the face and you make her say "stanka Stanka"
Jane got stankaed by John and she loved it.
by Juan and Paul August 2, 2006
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Standard Poodle

A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.
How much is that standard poodle in the window... the one with the waggling tail?
by Jodi Silver May 27, 2005
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standard

awesomeness, only used by the most 1337 ppl
that new computer u got is standard biotch
by pepito July 28, 2004
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Standards Based Grading

A grading system that is starting to be adopted by high schools. Basically, homework doesn't count, only tests. Supposedly it is to prepare students for college, but it just results in failing grades. Seriously, this system is stupid. Even honor roll students are failing.
Guy 1: I'm failing Algebra 2. I missed one question on my test and my grade dropped from a B to a D. I hate Standards Based Grading.

Guy 2: You and everyone else.
by xATLASx October 10, 2012
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One Night Standard

A person who likes to have one night stands on weekends. Can work for both guys and girls, and usually involves sex with no strings attached.
Jess: "Where's Janie tonight?"
Anna: "She's out having a one night standard with a frat."
by Death's Door October 10, 2011
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standards

a type of cannabis that has been dried or cured incorrectly, or has just been harvested at the wrong time. often weed that has been grown by someone inexperienced who doesn't understand the drying and curing stage, looking for a quick sale after harvest . generally not wanted by smokers and considered fairly wet, and a last resort.

can be determined by a distinctive stan like smell and not looking as nice as peng, term commonly used in the Herefordshire area and surrounding county's
do you want any bud

yeah! what is it ?

standards

nah stan is cack

mate, it gets you stoned, big deals, its mid grade

just no..
by anonymous bo April 10, 2011
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standard

if you dont like me
its standard

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Jaime-u kl ye fam
Dani-yeeh im nang
Jaime-standard
by Chikstah Lyk..Chantal December 21, 2007
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