Squaggling

When you dip your genitals in PURPLE paint and pee on your partner during intercourse.

Guy 1: Do you want to try Squaggling?
Girl 1: Perchance.

by usingslang655 April 10, 2024

Squash

A brother in arms, A bro, A Cro, someone who is your day one and got your back in any situation.

Yo squash.

by Big stepper O April 12, 2024

Squash

A bro, A cro. Someone who has your back no matter what and is ready to ride or die with you.

"Yo squash!"

by Big stepper O April 23, 2024

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Squagmart

A slang term for “smegma” or “knob cheese
Also a local corner shop in Bristol, England.

“Yo, meet me and the gang outside Squagmart at 12.33”
“Bro you have so much squagmart it smells awful”

by Hawktuahberry February 6, 2025

Squash Decking

When a homie is sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, while another homie stands in front of them, pissing in between their legs.

That party was crazy last night, I went into the bathroom and saw two dudes squash decking!

by G-Fippy July 4, 2025

Squash Dicks

When two guys gently push their dicks into each other when soft. This is only acceptable when a high-five is not possible.

NO HANDS! If someone gets a chub they are banned from ever partaking in the squashing of dicks for life. Pants always on!

That guy had no hands so we had to Squash Dicks!

When we Squash Dicks I never get hard as I am not gay.

by anonymous October 21, 2025