Urban Dictionary: Definitions by usingslang655

Promettus

Looksmaxxing term referring to body shape and physique. A good/high promettus means you are fit, and a bad/low promettus means the opposite.

"Your promettus is goated G"

"Cheers mate"

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When you dip your genitals in PURPLE paint and pee on your partner during intercourse.

Guy 1: Do you want to try Squaggling?
Girl 1: Perchance.

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A bunch/group of devious teenagers with malicious intentions, mainly committing felonies.

"Nathan, Look! It's an azzacrew!"

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A word used to describe somebody in a negative way. Synonyms include: Douchebag, idiot, moron, scumbag.

"OI OI OI YA FRIDGET COOM ON YE"

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