A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.
Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.
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Example 1.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty
Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche
Example 2. - At the pub
Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything
Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty
Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche
Example 2. - At the pub
Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything
Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
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Get the Squash that noise mug.Perform a squat exercise with 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
the largest free weight is 45 lbs. Four on each side, plus the bar also at 45, come to 405 lbs.
bro 1: Bro, do you even lift?
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
bro 2: Bro, I squat four plates three times a week.
Greeks knew how people should WANT to be virtuous and squat four plates like us, and make supportive noises towards each other.
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Get the squat four plates mug.to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
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