Spunkdunk

Putting your sperm in someone's drink. Like the Orange County guy that shot his wad into his coworkers water bottle.

That girl pissed me off so I spunkdunked her and laughed my ass off as she drank her water with my load.

by King of all Urban September 20, 2010

Spuck-eyed

When your eyes are really tired.

I'm so spuck-eyed from staring at the computer all day.

by Boston Baked Bean Too April 30, 2011

Spunk Duster

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011

Spurbles

Men who are trying to save balding hair.

Daughter: Ma, look at Homer Simpson's SPURBLES!! Mom: He should shave his head, because two strands and zigzags is not cute lol

by ladiifr3sh January 13, 2011

spunk enema

When, after unprotected anal sex, the ejaculate and lube, combined with having had a dong poking around in your butt, cause you to drop a dook.

That gangbang gave me a spunk enema; as soon as the last guy finished I shoved him off me and ran to the bathroom.

by VelmaTallbot July 25, 2013

Spudjob

When a girl "fucks" a potato. She inserts it into her vagina, and uses her cervix to suck it inside. The lips will slowly wrap around the potato, pulling it farther and farther inside.

John: I hear Melissa gets really lonely at night now that Tim is gone.
Steve: Yeah, I walked in on her giving a spudjob the other day.

by Ya Boy, MicSwayney January 27, 2014

Spunk Marley

Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!

Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.

Hank: Gee whiz Billy!

by elmedina September 18, 2014