The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019
Get the Bogan Saruman mug.Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
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You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
Get the No Bums In The Scrum mug.You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.
by Riot Craig July 11, 2019
Get the No Bums In The Scrum mug.A phrase used by the YouTuber Kubz Scouts (Robert Jay Peréz), referring to the action of screaming like you never have ever before.
I'm about to scream a scrum that I haven't scrummed in a while because of how good these jumpscares are, I swear.
by ddeungiiz March 13, 2026
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