wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Dirty sprite

A drink with sprite jolly rancher codeine and promethizine popularize by future

Yo my man was going ham on that dirty sprite

by Durty birdy January 16, 2019

spiftacularistic

um... dont ask.

thats so spiftacularistic

by derek marie February 28, 2004

sprite

another word for jizz, cum, love-juice, sex-piss etc

"i got my sprite all over her face"

by full of sprite May 25, 2005

spriction

A combination of the words niction and sprill. It can be used to describe anything you would like it to. Often used out of frustration, or used when you can't think of a certain word. Also used as a replacement for curse words.

Boy: I stole all your thongs so I could jack off to imagining you in them.
Girl: You are such a spriction!

OR

Mom: The school just called. You got a saturday school for excessive whistling in class.
Girl: What the flip! That is so sprictiony!

by Bob Sprilljones March 29, 2008

Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.

Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!

by tico boy April 3, 2008

Sprite

The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.

I have to go sprite! or... That is one smelly sprite.

by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009