A combination of the words niction and sprill. It can be used to describe anything you would like it to. Often used out of frustration, or used when you can't think of a certain word. Also used as a replacement for curse words.
Boy: I stole all your thongs so I could jack off to imagining you in them.
Girl: You are such a spriction!
OR
Mom: The school just called. You got a saturday school for excessive whistling in class.
Girl: What the flip! That is so sprictiony!
Girl: You are such a spriction!
OR
Mom: The school just called. You got a saturday school for excessive whistling in class.
Girl: What the flip! That is so sprictiony!
by Bob Sprilljones March 29, 2008
Get the spriction mug.ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.
This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).
Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.
Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!
As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”
As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.
But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023
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The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competition based on who can make it from said store to the nearest fast food chain as soon as possible.
by Steve Byrd April 6, 2007
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Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
Peep2: Yeah I need to settle down.
Peep 1: Girl, you need a seritionship.
by Whooty wrangler May 6, 2012
Get the seritionship mug.A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009
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Erik:I have no fucking clue.
Danny: It's ventana.
Me: Shut the fuck up Danny, i already found it in my spictionary.
Erik:I have no fucking clue.
Danny: It's ventana.
Me: Shut the fuck up Danny, i already found it in my spictionary.
by Ryan McLaurin September 7, 2005
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