future shock

The inability to adapt psychologically to rapid and novel advances and changes, esp. cultural, technological, moral, and social innovations.

WHOA! Joe's got a future shock for the picture phone.

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

shocker

A sexual act performed on a female by penetrating the vagina with the index and middle finger while simotaniously inserting the pinky finger into the anus. Extensive sanitation of the pinky finger is required after performing such an act.

two below the clit, one covered in shit.
two gettin kinky with my pinky in her stinky.
two in the jelly, one gettin smelly.
two gettin freaky while one is being sneaky.
two in juice, one in the caboose.
two havin fun with one tryin to run.
rockin and rollin while finger fuckin her colon.
two for the snatch, one for the hatch.

"After i gave her the shocker, i had to scrape shit out from underneath my fingernail."

by The 1 and Only April 13, 2006

After Shit Shock

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.

After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.

by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

cock shock

A woman's brief loss of conciousness from having an unusually large penis enter her anus far more quickly and deeply than expected.

It was a difficult start but she loosened up considerably once cock-shock set in.

by Anthem March 18, 2003

Rock Shock

A variation to the standard shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink). The Rock shock incorporates the shocker and the Rock from the classic game rock, paper, scissor. You merely put the rock on top of the shock. This results in a 7 in the pink, 1 in the stink situation.

She took the shocker like a champ, so i hit her with the rock shock

by beye11 August 1, 2010

shock jock

A radio broadcaster that discusses subject matter and/or use language that can be considered controversial and/or offensive to one or more social groups soley in an effort to get a reaction from one or more social groups.

Many have called Howard Stern a shock jock due to his constant discussions about lesbians, sex, and other controversial topics.

by F Jackie August 19, 2003

the spocker

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.

"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"

by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009