SAFE

Stoned
As
Fuck
Everyday .

Not your average I have a joint on Christmas type person . Someone who lives and loves the art and passion of cannabis, someone who’s eyes are always red. It’s safe to be safe . When it’s 420 day everyday . Whatever your tool of choice if your blazing on the daily your definitely safe.

It’s not a phase that your going through it’s living your life to the true !

Hey, you getting high today ? Of course bro , I’m SAFE !!

Stay safe mate.... everyday brother!

Hey bro where’d you get that awesome stoner shirt ? Oh bro I got it from safe . Stoned as fuck everyday .

Hey babe that’s a sexy looking top I love the smoke it, it’s delicious weed plant on there .

Thanks honey I got it from Safe

by Sweetlilphsyco April 21, 2019

safety net

A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.

Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!

by allykatalack August 9, 2010

safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006

safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.

"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"

by Mom's Spaghetti Enjoyer May 8, 2023

safe blood

A term of respect in greetings, farewells or appreciation among friends or acquaintances denoting solidarity. Sometimes used loosely for those of similar race where blood stands for Brotherly Love Overcomes Oppression and Destruction. Safe stands for 'thats good'. A greeting or farewell with this term is usually syncronised with the touching of fists to reinforce the phrase, where the clenched fist represents black power.

Friend1: "Safe blood, how is your life treating you."
Friend2: "Not bad. I hope your family are well."
Friend1: "Safe blood they're good. Well anyway I got to get on this so we catch up soon."
Friend2: "Yeah safe."

by Sir Pink Panther April 27, 2006

Safety Boy

A man of extreme safety. Wears parachutes and protective gear at all time in case of an emergency. Is easily aggravated by people disobeying the Laws of Safety, such as, running on side walks and jaywalking. Other offences that can occur are people with bags and purses, as there may be drugs located within the bag or purse. A Safety Boy will most likely attack that person in order to find out if there are drugs in the bag. Safety Boys have high respects for police officers unless they are shooting at Safety Boy. Notable quotes are; "Get Down On The Ground!" "Stop!... Slow..." "YOU ARE ALL UNSAFE!" " I'm Richard Nixon!" "Why I Oughta!" and "Get Outa There, Lemons!"

Safety Boys are most commonly just people who play GTA (Grand Theft Auto). The most notable and famous Safety Boy is named Lemon, hence the quote. They all have a high respect for Lemon and look up to their Safety Master.

Steve: Hey Tom, I was a total Safety Boy last night! Totally killed that Granny! She might have had drugs in her bag, so i threw a grenade at her!

Tom: That was a good call, but were you wearing a parachute?

Steve: You bet! And a helmet!

by Safety Lemon January 8, 2012

safeena

A sweet heart. But can be blunt at time. Laid back as hell. Safeena's Can party hard and are usually nerds !

Hot guy: Hey safeena how you doing?!
Safeena: Smiles.... and walks away.

Person: We should be at the party in two hours
Safeena: Well, according to my calculations....blah blah blah

Person: I need help with me homework
Safeena: I can help you !

by millibaby February 5, 2010