Spackler

A person who when done masturbating, without a condom on will wipe their semen/vaginal secretions on whatever is around them ; walls, furniture , blankets, toys, clothes ect...

1. Eww this doorknob is all sticky, it fells like someone spackled(verb form) it.
2. Looks like a Spackler got to your shirt man, theirs all this white sticky stuff all over it.

by Joseph (ween- from the Bull Board) August 22, 2006

sacker

One that partakes in the act of sacking.

Sacked like a sacker. Call up Mr. Brady. Tell him to leave his hair to the guy who sings Baby.

by WallabeeKid October 20, 2010

cock spanker

tthe act of punsihing sum1 by spanking them with ur cock

mike southwood took a giant cock spanking from a black man, but he enjoyed it instead of crying, i guess he is used to it

by jobodaho January 25, 2004

lip smacker

when a woman farts while seated, causing the air to be forced between her labia , making a raspberry noise.

While riding in the car , Cindy farted so hard it made a lip smacker.

by ceesaw December 28, 2007

Spacer

One who is addicted to myspace.

"My friend cindy is a spacer, signing in numerous times a day."

by Andrew Tseng October 26, 2006

smacker in the crapper

To ejaculate into a toilet

If he's not giving birth to a bum-baby in there then it's a case of "smacker in the crapper".

by Jebadiah June 19, 2004

wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005