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Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder 

A case of effects similar to a regular case of OCD, but only targets fans of a on going franchise of "Sonic The Hedgehog". They think that the Old School Sonic Games are 90% about physics and 10% about everything else that made Sonic great. Which is obviously not true.

It said that Sonic OCD begins at a young age (around the ages of 6-8) were most of the Old School Sonic fans played Sonic 1, but do to their superior brain development they were able to deduct the physics of the game so well that it became the only thing the care about.

They also lack the ability to adapt to new things and deem them "frustrating" experiences because they suck so bad at it. This is due to the fact that the physics they are used too as 6-8 year olds aren't in the new games.

Due to this they can never enjoy any new Sonic Game that SEGA puts out, even if the are good as a whole.

EX: Sonic 4
Old School Sonic Fan: "What!!! Sonic doez not ROLLZZ down hill when I press downzzz...I have to hold the D-Pad to the right!!!!?"

*Mind Blown*

Regular Gamer#1: Sooo what up with that Guy?
Regular Gamer#2: Just ignore him, He has Sonic Over Compulsive Disorder

sonic gave sally the aids 

OK your at a party and you see this very loud prepy hot girl thats very drunk and she is getting hit on by this wanna be gantsa white guy thats drunk as well. They hook up and she gets pregnet and he is never seen again in tell next like 3-4 months and he is doing the samething down the street at another party.
Quin-Damn it taylor shut up!
Taylor-NO i am to fucking hot to fucking deal with you i want to drive to Mc donnalds!!
Sean-i'll take you there.
Taylor-really Sean? i love you!!!
3 hours pass...
Quin-dude were did taylor and sean go?
Rusty-i don't know man...
Quin-you mean? "sonic gave sally the aids"?
Rusty-i think so dude..
Quin-God damn it!! i wanna hit that!
Rusty-nah fool don't! you know what sean does!

Sonic DSX 

Sonic DSX
Sonic DSX by MikeL March 3, 2004

Sonic Roller 

A ugly game that need Plenty of improvement.

Made by MaxSonic
Ugh... Not another Sonic roller game.
Sonic Roller by Blades March 11, 2004

sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.
Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."
sonic stalker by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006

Sonic Forces 

Terrible normie Sonic game that has the worst storyline in all of Sonic. Tails is very afraid and can't do things on his own. Also, Chaos was revealed to return again, but it was all a prank, meaning they lied. Plus, the levels are terrible, especially the Classic Sonic ones. It even makes Labyrinth look good, and that's not a good thing. And the music is awful and even Cardi B can make better songs than Fist Bump. This game is the reason why 10s Sonic, other than Generations and Mania, sucks ass, along with Lost World, and Boom as a whole. Also why 00s Sonic is way better because we had good games. Call me a boomer, but I was born in 2005.
Normie: Sonic Forces is amazing! Best game of the 21th Century!

Me: You're joking. Sonic has way better games than Forces, especially from the 2000s. Unleashed, Colors, 3 and Knuckles, Adventure 2, Black Knight, Chronicles, Secret Rings, even 06 is universes ahead of Forces.

Normie: What.

Me: You don't know those games?! Educate yourself. Because Forces is the definition of a normie Sonic game. Those games are better and are good.

Normie: Ok boomer.

Me: I was born in 2005 you idiot!!!

Normie: Okay then, chill. Go listen to your lean Xanax music. I'm going to listen to good Sonic songs.

Me: Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Asap Rocky, Tyler The Creator, and YBN Cordae don't do Xanax fool!!!

Normie: Racist.

Me: "Racist" my ass!