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Definitions by Jjr51802

Border Collie 

Smartest dog ever. Can take down three german shepherds and a pit bull with little to no effort through sheer intelligence.
That border collie just killed every dog in the shelter! Damn he's smart!
Border Collie by jjr51802 May 5, 2014

Sonic The Hedgehog 

1.The shittiest most autistic fan base ever. They recolor sonic and call it copyrighted (Because autists don't know what copyright means) make a edgy as fuck "story" for it and then upload to Deviantard.
2.Segas official jew gold cow
Sonic The Hedgehog fancunt:ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL
Sonic The Hedgehog by Jjr51802 February 10, 2014
A mythical being. Experts are trying to prove their existence.
I wonder if girls are real
Girl by jjr51802 February 7, 2014

Name definitions 

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
Name definitions by jjr51802 February 5, 2014
Shitty gun that not even sandniggers use any more. This doesnt stop cod kiddies from thinking it's the most popular gun to ever exist.
Cod kiddie:WHEN I GROW UP IM GOING TO SHOOT PEOPLE WITH AN AK47
Normal person:Except no one uses Ak47s you autistic fuck
Ak47 by jjr51802 February 4, 2014

warheads 

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...
OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS
warheads by jjr51802 November 7, 2013

Normal Person 

The opposite of you
Normal Person by jjr51802 November 7, 2013