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sober 72

you know when you’re drinking or smoking the same amount you always do but it’s just no hittin. A sober 72 hours will reduce your tolerance and make that shit hit again
“I’m going through two bowls and i’m not high yet; I need to do a sober 72”
by canola_oil July 21, 2021
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Soberity

Sober-rit-it-T
The drunken miss heard words of sober week so instead of two words you get one, soberity.
Matt - “Sorry I can’t drink I’m on a sober week.”
Sadie - “Soberity doesn’t mean you can’t drink!”
Matt-“What?”
by Gay retarded individual February 16, 2018
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.
Those guys are having a sober convo.
by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022
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sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.
Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.
by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020
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