love snot 

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

love snot by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

monkey snot 

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

monkey snot by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008

dingleberry butt snot 

The warm loose and still wet poo that is still attached to the anal hairs of a mammal. Wet form of a "dry" dingleberry.

Look at your dogs bung hole, and the wet new turd that is there and you will find a dingleberry butt snot!

dingleberry butt snot by jmeD November 9, 2010

cock snot 

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

cock snot by Ross August 29, 2003

Ass Snot 

Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps to recovery and is marked by generally feeling relieved.

Honey, you would not believe the disgusting Ass Snot that was in the toilet after I took a crap. I think I'm finally getting over the stomach flu.

Ass Snot by D'Kid February 13, 2009

Penis snot 

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

Penis snot by The Phantom July 16, 2003

yatch snot 

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone else. Usually the yatch snot is a trust fund baby. Commonly used against females who think they are perfect. Male yatch snots are easy to spot, usually wearing polos and loafers.

Dude 1: Yo that girl is kinda fly.

Dude 2: No way broham, that biatch is always trippin' thinkin' she is perfect.

Dude 1: Oh she is a yatch snot?

Dude 2: Mos' def.

yatch snot by Trav907 March 18, 2008