Sober Stevo

A moral man who doesn't succum to the pressure of his peers or the bias of a nation.

Sober Stevo doesn't try, He just is.

by SoberStevo May 18, 2011

Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Snobservation

A noun.

An overused observation that is not profound yet is provided with an air of profundity and provides little or no substance to the matter or situation being observed.

Upon hearing Brandon complain about his malfunctioning iPhone and how his soup was too hot, Erin chimed in with one of her many snobservations: "<sigh> FIRST. WORLD. PROBLEMS."

by Erin Brandon September 20, 2011

sloberdick

a male that like to sloober on other mens dicks

justin biber is a sloberdick

by austin186 September 19, 2012

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011