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Conversation Sniper 

Someone who, with one well timed, well aimed remark (shot) has the ability to disable and/or terminate a conversation.

Note: Not to be confused with Conversation Bomber.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is bangin'!
Guy 2: I'd do things to her that would make a hooker think twice.
Conversation Sniper: She's not bad, but I think I would want to talk to her for a bit before hand just so I know I won't be stuck with some weird girl for the rest of the night.

Guy1: Kill Shot........
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uhhh BITCH gimme that sniper!!!!

what the blaydar yells out after he kills a motherfucker with his sniper!!!! (HALO2)
blaydar owns the opponent who mistakingly grabs blaydar's sniper and begins yelling "uhhh BITCH gimme that sniper!!!!"

facebook Sniper

That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.
Whoah, that kid with the crutch in Physical Science Freshman year just Facebook Sniper'd me!"

Japanese Sniper Trip 

The " Japanese Sniper Trip " is a state of being that arises amongst those who smoke weed that is just a little too strong for them. The eyes narrow to very small slits and the person seems incapable of speech. Infact they look a lot like the archetypal second-world-war, Japanese sniper.
Joe pass the blunt man, yo glue fingers, hey!
Oh what the heck - Hey man by the look of it you are on one helluva Japanese Sniper Trip - are you able to see me at all through those slitty eyes?
Japanese Sniper Trip by Buzzorf August 19, 2007

chicken sniper

chicken sniper:
a person who in a war game, attacks you and will not heal for return fire

chicken sniping:
attacking someone without healing up to get hit back

(primarily used in zynga's mafia wars)
That chicken sniper just hit me again! I cannot wait for that chicken sniping ass clown to heal up!

Rogue Sniper

Created by the god of Call of Duty (PC)
A word when refering to david nolan, the god of call of duty. Especially when he is pulling off wicked stunts when equiped with any kind of scoped rifle.
bill: Man, how the fuck did i just get Sniped while sprinting!?
Babbalabbaringring: the rogue sniper never fails.
Rogue Sniper by Nolie March 1, 2005

Cellular Sniper 

A person who calls you from their cell phone and then promptly turns the phone off after leaving a voice message. Predominately seen in older people who don't realize that a cellular phone can remain on for extended periods of time or used to avoid a real conversation with someone.
My mom did a cellular sniper attack on me while I was in the can.

I really wanted to avoid an argument about blowing her off tonight to go to the game with my friends so I cell sniped her.
Cellular Sniper by Goose1418 May 25, 2009