Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.

Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.

by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009

smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005

smoosh

sucking ones dick, oral sex

Jeanny gave me a nice smoosh last night man!

by The smoosh docta March 27, 2009

Smoothie King

Place that sells you a five dollar cup of water, then outright refuses to make you a proper smoothie claiming it was made properly the first time.

It's time to drive smoothie king out of business... like they did in the old days... takin' it to the streets!

by Bobs Johnson July 22, 2004

Smoothicide

The act committed when an artist ages and loses one's "edge" or sense of cool.

Sting committed smoothicide when he went solo.

by Norman Schlenkmanhopfer April 12, 2008