Ninja Smoke

The ability of an individual, through luck or planning, to avoid unpleasant situations, particularly those involving law enforcement or government bureaucracy. See also: American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Chris Kyle, with Scott McEwen and Jim De Felice. 2012.

"Jason went to sleep early while everyone else at the party got arrested for indecent exposure. Jason has the best ninja smoke ever."

by ajeffersonk September 20, 2013

Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010

Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 2, 2009

Soldier smoking

When in a toking circle and two members pass the blunt back n forth between each other...instead of passing on to the left....
Left. Right. Left.

Oi, are you two Bogarts Soldier smoking that thing??

by Trichomey October 7, 2019

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack

guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape

by Drosie June 30, 2016

Dragon Smoke

Informal, n. Heroin. When smoked.

Going to get some tinfoil my good sir? I've a large rock of the Chinese variety, we can partake in some dragon smoke.

by lemmidoggins October 31, 2015