mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025

Australian Skitz

The "australian Skitz" is a male person , which always screams like a woman and ist 24/7 horny and ready to slorp n glorp his brothers dongs.

"oh Jeremy got a little to exited last night he went full Australian Skitz on me and started glorping

by Yeehaw my mans January 30, 2025

Dip-shitzkrieg

Dip-shitzkrieg dip-shits-kreeg

noun (slang, derogatory, military/humor)

1. The aggressive and reckless act of going to war, escalating conflict, or initiating chaos over something absurdly trivial or stupid.

2. A satirical reference to a situation where emotion, pride, or idiocy overrides logic and diplomacy.

Etymology: Blend of dipshit (a slang insult for a foolish person) + Blitzkrieg (German for “lightning war”).

Example: “Their entire foreign policy is one big dip-shitzkrieg — all bluster, no brains.”

by Worlds_Amiss April 7, 2025

Wiener Shitzel

A guy who gets shit on his dick after anal.

“She wiener SHITzeled me bro”
“I’m never doing anal again, got wiener SHITzeled last time”

by DudLee March 22, 2026

ka-do-shitz

A person who may be considered borderline genius with all the skills they have mastered in multiple trades.

I'm calling Tommy to fix this cause he can ka-do-shitz.

by Buttslut1971 December 3, 2016

McDonald's shitz

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.

"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

by Saucynipslipsontoast October 25, 2018

Ishan and Smita

They are the perfect Couple . They both are very lovely and the most beautiful of their kind . Nobody outshines their glow. They fight a lot but both cannot stay away from each other . Their bond is the single most powerful bond in the world which can never be separated . Their bond examplifies true love of the heart and the soul .

"Ishan and Smita please help us in our relationship "

by Get the Ishan and Smita Cup November 24, 2023